i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers
i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently
2019 is going to be a great year because we’re going to fucking make it that way, no more of this “I hope good things come to me” shit, I’m gonna go out and drag good things to me by the fucking hair
SAME FRIEND, SAME
2019 Is The Year Of Not Even Remotely Fucking Around
me: *gets an f* me: all i know is that this won’t effect me in the long run. what will this “pop quiz” mean to me in two years? will i already have entered the bright world of freedom on my own? the sunlight will encompass my soul. this pop quiz means NOTHING to me. me: *gets an a+* me: excuse me who are you people??? who is this?? where am i? where’s my throne
You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always
So, I told the guy I loved him under the most un-romantic circumstances, but he said it back (¡¡!!). I’d been wanting to say it for a while now, but I wasn’t sure if he felt it too and I didn’t wanna pressure him.
Anyway, we went out yesterday to this disco/bar thingy, and we still had some MDMA pills left from new year’s eve (which btw was an amazing night, lots of drugs, lots of nice people, lots of dancing and talking all night) so he asked if I wanted half of one. I was like “meh, you go ahead and take it, I’m just gonna smoke and drink”.
He took it and like an hour later, I was waiting in line for the bathroom (already drunk ofc) and I saw him, next to a garbage can, puking. So, I got closer to see if he needed help and, believe it or not, I just felt so full of love for that idiot??? I was literally bitting my tongue trying not to say it.
But, he turned around like “Woa, that just kicked in, I needed to puke a bit but I’m all good now!!!” and I just blurted “Iloveyou". And he was like “What did you just said” and I was like “I’m not gonna say it again, jódete” and he was like “Well, you are drunk and I love you more”. And then he said some other nice things and we couldn’t even kiss properly bc puke??? But it was kinda romantic nonetheless???
And then today when he woke up I was gonna pretend I didn’t say anything in case he didn’t remember, but the first thing he said was “So, you still love me while sober or just drunk?” and I was like “Ha ha, shut up” and he was like “I’ll take that as a yes and, just so you know, I love you sober too”.
So, that’s the story. Goddamit, I love that stupid idiot.
watching spiderverse makes me never wanna see another live action movie ever again like. why did we ever start making comic books into live action movies?? make it animated to explore the art form instead of trying to make it hyper realistic you fucking cowards
