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dntdodrugs:

redwhiteandjacked:

If you’re a guy.

And you call a woman a “bitch” in public.

And I hear you do it.

You’re gonna have a bad time. 

This is so honorable dude I bet you get your dick sucked after every time you come to the rescue

fenderlust:

Richard Ayoade

saltwaterandink:

that one kink that no one can ever know about ever

I’ve made a huge mistake

Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|
+ Anonymous

kyliesparks27:

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

i reblogged this so fast i thought tumblr broke for a second

gotitforcheap:

cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

me: sure do! 8:15

cute girl on the street: thanks 

me: so what are we?

itsaduckpond:

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itsaduckpond:

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demoriel:

there are some people that i follow that i’m never unfollowing. like it’s ride or die at this point we’re in this together 4 life

meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

nerdgasm-maximus:

posting something wacky Chris Pratt did on Parks and Rec and saying “I’m glad he’s protecting our galaxy”

image

Watching season 4 of Parks and Rec

Ben: Leslie no.
Leslie: Leslie yes!

parks and rec: a summary

everyone: andy no
april: andy yes

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yeahwriters:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.


Wooooooah

yeahwriters:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

Wooooooah

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s